by Ted Berrigan
It's A Fact
If you stroke
a cat about 1,000,000 times, you will
enough electricity to light up the largest
in the world for about one minute.
former times people who committed adultery
it's just a crashing bringdown.
A Mongolian Sausage
a long stocking: you fill it full of shit,
and then you
punch holes in it. Then you swing it over
your head in
circles until everybody goes home.
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