To get my Mac to quack
I hit the keys that don't
want to get hit
To get to Macdequaque Bay, New Brunswick
take a right at Shediac and don't look back

Schenectady, New York is a synechdoche
of upper New York State,
only there's no metaphors there

My friend Jason is from Dildo, Newfoundland
which overlooks nearby Chastity Bay

Tonto came to Toronto and got a Lone Ranger tattoo
in his heel

From the Queen Elizabeth Way take
Sodom Road to Crystal Beach
I'll be the palace, you be the marquis

Balloon King is on Bathurst Street
next to the MacArthur Funeral Home
McCaffery credits MacArthur with
putting the fun back in funeral

Mississauga
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-A-U-G-A
Mississauga.

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