What's a scandal?
To eat feet
Where is heaven?
At home
Where is hell?
At the house
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To make a left hand turn
What are power tools for?
Eating
What is true love?
Hugs
What is true hate?
I hate you
What is fair?
Erie county fair
What is unfair?
Roller coaster
What's in outer space?
Mars
What's in the basement?
Whiskey
Do you know the value of money?
No
How can I make love last?
With a necklace on
What do ducks do?
Go up
What do gerbils do?
Go down
What should I do with my life?
Pull hair
What's the cure for cancer?
Blood
What's the cure for AIDS?
Choking
How does the brain work?
OK
What's beautiful?
Clouds
What's ugly?
Teeth
What is language?
School
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The egg
Where do eggs come from?
The chicken
What do chickens think about?
Saying bye bye
What is the name which cannot be named?
Artie
What are memories made of?
Hitting
Who invented the toaster?
Daddy invented the toaster in 1955
Who invented the piano?
Daddy invented the piano in 1963
Who invented jello?
Bill Cosby invented jello in 1970
Who invented sand?
Bob Koop invented sand in 1963
Who invented bacon?
Carol Jasen invented bacon in 1970
Who invented religion?
Dan Rather invented religion in 1970
Who invented medicine?
Richard Dawson invented medicine in 1966
Who invented the alphabet?
Cheryl Tiegs invented the alphabet in 1969
Who invented philosophy?
Jan Sager invented philosophy in 1967
What do geese do?
Fart
What do geese think about?
Going up and down
What do geese love?
Water
What do geese hate?
Poop
What are geese scared of?
Pine cones
What do geese dream of?
Falling down
What do geese eat?
Crackers
What do geese say?
Hi
What's special?
Burger King is special
What's rancid?
Windows
Why?
It's cold outside
What's superb?
Sunday
What's terrific?
Tuesday
What's marvelous?
Monday
What's horrible?
Yelling because the radio on the bus is broken
What's tasty?
Hot dogs are tasty
What's supernatural?
Sand is supernatural
What's embarrassing?
Noises
What's practical?
Jokes
What's your price?
$65.00
Does size matter?
No
Is dancing ability important?
No
What is a scandal?
Eating hands
Why?
It's a poor choice
Who eats hands?
Jack Anthony
Whose hands does he eat?
Jeffery Joseph Walter's hands
Why does Jack do it?
It's a nice choice
What's a good choice?
Brushing your teeth
What's a bad choice?
Threatening to punch the teacher
What's a weird choice?
Touching yourself inappropriately
What's a great choice?
Cleaning the tables
What's a disturbing choice?
Hitting people
What's a wonderful choice?
Going in the pool
What's a disgusting choice?
Sucking your thumb
Are men or women smarter?
Women are smarter
Are men or women stinkier?
Women are stinkier
Who invented apple sauce?
Wink Martindale invented apple sauce in 1966
Who invented juggling?
Ron Howard invented juggling in 1985
Who invented bagels?
Glen Walker invented bagels in 1966
Who invented the flag?
Carol Kaplan invented the flag in 1976
Who invented glue?
Jamie Farr invented glue in 1975
Who invented toilet paper?
Leeza Gibbons invented toilet paper in 1963
Who invented the power drill?
Scott Levin invented the power drill in 1970
Who invented napping?
Wayne Rogers invented napping in 1963
Who invented coffee?
Paul Beck invented coffee in 1969
Who is Paul Beck?
A man from Ch. 4
Who is Mr. Spock?
A boy from Star Trek
What does Mr. Spock say?
Stop that
What does Mr. Spock love?
Mr. Spock loves Charlie's Angels
What does Mr. Spock hate?
Mr. Spock hates fighting on Star Trek
What does Mr. Spock dream about?
Mr. Spock dreams about hitting on Star Trek
Where do puppies come from?
School
Where do kittens come from?
Grandma's house
Where do babies come from?
The woods
Where do ponies come from?
The rug
What's your price?
$5.00
What's your sign?
Your sign says US 62 North Niagara Falls left turn only
What should I teach?
Math
What is the greatest pleasure?
The Greatest American Hero is a pleasure for you
What's gorgeous?
The weather is gorgeous says Mike Randall
What's fabulous?
Game shows are fabulous
What's a secret?
Charlie's Angels is a secret
What do socks taste like?
Diet Pepsi
What do shoes taste like?
Milk
What is edible?
Doughnuts
What is not edible?
Glue
What's cool?
Pretty is cool
What sucks?
Sand sucks
What do you love?
The lady wearing silver with the OB tampon
What do you hate?
Wild mushrooms
What's your price?
$39.00
What is a goat-boy?
Scary
What is pus?
Touching
How do you make cheesecake?
By making flour
How do you make flour?
By making playdough
How do you make playdough?
By making salt
How do you make salt?
By making banana bread
How do you make banana bread?
By eating it
What is painful?
Pins
What is healthy?
Chocolate milk
Paper or plastic?
Plastic
Window or aisle?
Aisle
Pxfmntl?
Toxic
Mmmmmm?
No
Xptlllpmnc?
No
Fxytmncxz?
No
Cheese?
No
Did you fart?
No
What's good to eat?
Pickles
What's bad to eat?
Green twinkies
What's a scandal?
To eat a man's feet
Pub. Feb. 2000